Amanda Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra | The Bed Song Lyrics (Theatre Is Evil LP Version)

• Artist: Amanda Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra
• Album: Theatre Is Evil LP Version

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Exhibit A
We are friends in a sleeping bag splitting the heat
We have one filthy pillow to share and your lips are in my hair
Someone upstairs has a rat that we laughed at
And people are drinking
And singing bad Scarborough Fair on a ukulele tear

Exhibit B
Well, we found an apartment
It???s not much to look at
A futon on a floor
Torn-off desktop for a door
All the decors made of milk crates and duct tape
And if we have sex
They can hear us through the floor
But we don???t do that anymore

And I lay there wondering, what is the matter?
Is this a matter of worse or of better?
You took the blanket, so I took the bedsheet
But I would have held you if youd only

Let me

Exhibit C
Look how quaint
And how quiet and private
Our paychecks have bought us a condo in town
Its the nicest flat around
You picked a mattress and had it delivered
And I walked upstairs
And the sight of it made my heart pound
And I wrapped my arms around me

And I stood there wondering, what is the matter?
Is this a matter of worse or of better?
You walked right past me and straightened the covers
But I would still love you if you wanted a lover
And you said
All the money in the world
Wont buy a bed so big and wide
To guarantee that you wont accidentally touch me
In the night

Exhibit D
Now were both mostly paralyzed
Dont know how long weve been lying here in fear
Too afraid to even feel
I find my glasses and you turn the light out
Roll off on your side
Like youve rolled away for years
Holding back those king-size tears

And I still dont ask you, what is the matter?
Is this a matter of worse or of better?
You take the heart failure
Ill take the cancer
Ive long stopped wondering why you dont answer

Exhibit E
You can certainly see how fulfilling a life
From the cost and size of stone of our final resting home
We got some nice ones right under a cherry tree
You and me lying the only way we know
Side by side and still and cold

And I finally ask you, what was the matter?
Was it a matter of worse or of better?
You stretch your arms out and finally face me
You say I would have told you

If youd only asked me
If youd only asked me
If youd only asked me

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