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XP | Let's Eat Lyrics (This Unruly Mess Ive Made)

  • Artist: XP
  • Album: This Unruly Mess Ive Made


I woke up, threw some sweat pants on
Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mini mart
And I really want a donut, shouldnt get a donut
Bought a donut, f*ck it man its really hard
Supposed to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan
He lost thirty pounds on that paleo
But f*ck it man I love fried shit
I was gonna get skinny for the summer
I was gonna start doing my crunches
But looking down at my stomach
Imma go to the beach, but Im not taking my shirt off in public
My girl shaped like a bottle of Coke
Me? Im shaped like a bottle of nope
Id like to order a hot dog, some bon bons
A large soda, and some tacos to go

I never knew what a carbohydrate was
Turns out that its all the snacks I love

I wanna be like Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man
With a really huge package
I wanna be the 2015 Batman
And send Ben Affleck packing
If you aint gonna treat Jennifer Garner right
You dont deserve to have that
You better pass that to the homie Matt Damon
He eat the booty like Pac Man

You know I feel good about this place
You know I feel good about this steak
You know I feel good about this shake
You know I feel good about these plates
You know I feel good about this crepes
You know I feel good about this cake
You know I just love how it tastes
Im not gonna wait, Im not tripping about my weight, no

Happy New Years
Everybody got a resolution
But the next day, we forget about it never do em
I went to the gym and got a membership
Five minutes on the treadmill and I never lift
That was four years ago I should probably cancel this
But they tell me I gotta do it in person, aint that a bitch?
But tomorrow though, Imma get fit
Get me a fuel band and a fit-bit
Get me some workout shoes, and a bench press
Some lulu lemons and a french press
Imma finally focus do some private yoga
Exercise my shoulders, Imma hide the donuts
Realign my posture, no time for sofas
Im finally sober no lime Coronas
But again, thats tomorrow
And today man I gotta go big cause its my last day
Before I lose that weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big
I ate all night, Kool-Aid on ice
I woke up and I felt like shit
And I said, "you know what, man f*ck it
I should probably start on Monday instead"
Motherfucker lets eat

You know I feel good about this place
You know I feel good about this steak
You know I feel good about this shake
You know I feel good about these plates
You know I feel good about this crepes
You know I feel good about this cake
You know I just love how it tastes
Im not gonna wait, Im not tripping about my weight, no


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